Former spokesperson allegedly lied about employment status to cut child support payments

Teneo, a large political strategy firm, had publicly split from Miller, but The Guardian found out that their apparent breakup was all for the show.

But Miller’s departure from Teneo was a sham. Previously undisclosed confidential documents inside Teneo show that on the same day Miller signed a “separation agreement and general release” from Teneo, he signed a new contract with the company, whereby Teneo agreed to secretly hire Miller as a consultant, through a formed LLC, at the same base pay of nearly $ 500,000 doing the same job.

Normally something like this doesn’t seem slightly wave. Normally. But if you’ve decided to plead indigence (under oath, no less) to lower your child support payments, well, that’s another story.

Just three days after he resigned and signed his new contract of employment with Teneo for the same base salary, according to court records in Miami-Dade County, Fla., Miller asked the court to “reduce and modify” his child support payments and swore he could no longer pay child support because “the petitioner’s unemployment is common knowledge”.


Florida court records show Miller made other misleading or false statements under oath in the case of his bogus termination on several occasions. He not only falsely presented himself as unemployed, but claimed under oath that he could no longer afford to travel to Florida to attend court hearings related to the case, and asked for a postponement of a trial in the case until he can find work. As proof of his alleged “major financial setback,” Miller cited newspaper articles reporting his resignation from the company.

Okay, that could be a problem.

As The Guardian note, Miller remains extremely loyal to Trump, and I can only imagine that this latest revelation will make him love the Abominable Showman even more. If Trump was still president, Miller would likely get the Presidential Medal of Freedom and “child abandonment” would be printed on the citation.

But the old guy is, well, old, which means Miller is more or less alone. I can only assume that if Trump decides not to run in 2024, Miller will have to take a three-day moob-wrangling seminar to stay in DJT’s good graces. Either that or he can carry a fancy KFC giant bucket barrel-like with suspenders and follow our ex-POTUS pustulant wherever he goes.

Assuming he’s not in jail, that’s true.

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